Two slips. Two Spurs goals. One pair of PUMA boots straight in the bin. When Marc Cucurella’s nightmare start became the story of Chelsea’s 4–3 comeback, we had two options: keep quiet or take over the narrative. We chose the latter, turning Cucu’s unmistakable silhouette into a warning sign and the whole situation into one simple message: it’s not how you slip, it’s how you bounce back.

Then he scored against Brentford in his very next appearance.